Phil’s Official 2014 Oscar’s Drinking Game
Take a Swig
-Anytime Meryl Streep is shown, or talked about.
-Anytime you see Jack Nicholson wearing his sunglasses.
-Anytime Ellen Dances.
Drink for 5 Seconds
-Anytime you see the clip from ‘Captain Phillips’, or someone says “I am the captain now”
-Anytime they begin to play an award winner off the stage.
-If someone mentions Cloon-Tang or Leonardo DiCaprio’s womanizing status.
-Anytime they mention Martin Scorsese’s shortness or glasses to face ratio.
-Anytime they bring up ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’ with reference to the drug use, language or sexuality.
-Anytime someone says “Chiwetel Ejiofor” (I spelled that right on the first try.)
-If there is a prompter malfunction or any other production miscue.
-Every time Jennifer Lawrence makes a funny face.
Drink Half a Beer or Drink
-If someone tries to make a “12 Years a Slave” Joke.
-Any time Bill Murray is on the screen.
-If Matthew McConaughey wins best actor and starts his speech with “alright, alright, alright”
-If someone brings up politics in their speech.
Shotgun a Beer or Slam a Shot
-If Leonardo Wins Best Actor.
-If someone other than Cate Blanchett doesn’t win Best Actress.
-If someone makes a Woody Allen being a pedophile reference.
Slam 2 Shots
-If anyone other than Jared Leto wins best supporting actor.
Drink Until You Need to Call an Ambulance
-If June Squibb flashes anyone.
-If Jack Nicholson is shown without his sunglasses on.
